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Wow. Two posts in a row. I’d make some joke about this being a sign of the apocalypse, but what with that rapture thing occurring last week and all, we know that the end of the world is imminent anyway. All kidding about some crazy, religious yahoo aside, I wanted to give my loyal readers-yes, [...]

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As someone who would gladly bathe in Funfetti and butter cream, I find it slightly offensive when I come across someone who claims that they “don’t like cake.” Is it the amazing-ness of the butter cream, or the fact that the cake tastes like a gift from Jesus? I guess I’m just not sure what [...]

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just like tiger woods came away from sex rehab with a boat-load of life lessons, i’m entering my last day of detox having learned a bunch about me, myself & healthy eating (of course, my lessons are more eat this, not that and well…actually, come to think of it…tiger’s lessons are also probably a lot [...]

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so i was officially in the thick of detox day 4, yesterday,  and now that my stomach has acclimated to digesting 9-15 servings of fruits & vegetables on a daily basis, i was all ready to rave about how good i was feeling. and then jesus decided to shit on me: double. chocolate. cupcakes…with sprinkles. [...]

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hello blog friends. sorry i’ve been disconnected for such a long time, between the race, my illness, and the 9.5 hour drive home from Chattanooga, i’ve either been too busy to post or sleeping. but on to the exciting stuff: here is how i felt on race morning: in fact, this is how i have [...]

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sooo…you named your ice cream ‘monster cookie’ because it’s good for me, right? riiighhhtt. i mean, i get it, there are some foods that are unabashedly unhealthy. remember when coldstone creamery first got big and they were all like, “we’re not going to apologize because our ice cream creations are a caloric shitstorm.” and everyone [...]

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some people remember pivotal moments in their life by the pictures they took, some by the songs that were played, others by the utterly hysterical and oftentimes embarrassing stories that developed. i, however, remember rites of passage and lifetime accomplishments by the cake that was served…and how much of it i ate. seriously though, give [...]

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