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well, i’ve made it through day 1 of detox! i mean, yes, it is only 8pm central time and there’s a half-full box of peanut butter bumpers in my pantry. but if i’ve made it all day without a processed carbohydrate binge, i think i can make it another 3 hours until bedtime. day 1 [...]

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sooo…you named your ice cream ‘monster cookie’ because it’s good for me, right? riiighhhtt. i mean, i get it, there are some foods that are unabashedly unhealthy. remember when coldstone creamery first got big and they were all like, “we’re not going to apologize because our ice cream creations are a caloric shitstorm.” and everyone [...]

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some people remember pivotal moments in their life by the pictures they took, some by the songs that were played, others by the utterly hysterical and oftentimes embarrassing stories that developed. i, however, remember rites of passage and lifetime accomplishments by the cake that was served…and how much of it i ate. seriously though, give [...]

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dear cereal, special k crackers, kraft processed cheese product, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter cookies and the other foods i have consumed in excess the past three days, let me start by saying how wonderful you all are. you’re just great, no other way to put it (these statements should not be applied to the [...]

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the fiance and i have a pretty checkered past when it comes to healthy eating. i like to refer to it as our “nesting phase,” but really it wasn’t a ‘phase,’ it was a lifestyle and the only thing that was ‘nesting’ was a blob of fat, on my stomach (and hips, and ass, and…you [...]

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