well, i’ve made it through day 1 of detox! i mean, yes, it is only 8pm central time and there’s a half-full box of peanut butter bumpers in my pantry. but if i’ve made it all day without a processed carbohydrate binge, i think i can make it another 3 hours until bedtime. day 1 [...]
Posts Tagged ‘food porn’
what exactly do you mean by ‘no longer addicted to sugar?’
Posted in dessert is my favorite food group, food feuds, tagged cake, food porn, healthy eating, late night munchies, sweet treats on February 5, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
sooo…you named your ice cream ‘monster cookie’ because it’s good for me, right? riiighhhtt. i mean, i get it, there are some foods that are unabashedly unhealthy. remember when coldstone creamery first got big and they were all like, “we’re not going to apologize because our ice cream creations are a caloric shitstorm.” and everyone [...]
a historical timeline of my life…in cake.
Posted in dessert is my favorite food group, eureka moments, food feuds, tagged bingeasaurus, cake, college years, fat days, food porn, reading, running on January 20, 2010 | 5 Comments »
some people remember pivotal moments in their life by the pictures they took, some by the songs that were played, others by the utterly hysterical and oftentimes embarrassing stories that developed. i, however, remember rites of passage and lifetime accomplishments by the cake that was served…and how much of it i ate. seriously though, give [...]
an open letter to cereal and other things i’ve binged on in the last few days
Posted in food feuds, tagged fat days, food porn, late night munchies on January 10, 2010 | 2 Comments »
dear cereal, special k crackers, kraft processed cheese product, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter cookies and the other foods i have consumed in excess the past three days, let me start by saying how wonderful you all are. you’re just great, no other way to put it (these statements should not be applied to the [...]
dear steak nachos, i think we should see other people.
Posted in food feuds, tagged fast food, food porn, late night munchies on December 31, 2009 | 2 Comments »
the fiance and i have a pretty checkered past when it comes to healthy eating. i like to refer to it as our “nesting phase,” but really it wasn’t a ‘phase,’ it was a lifestyle and the only thing that was ‘nesting’ was a blob of fat, on my stomach (and hips, and ass, and…you [...]
