regoaling

oh hey there…i know, i know, i’ve been inexplicably  MIA from the social media world lately and for that, i apologize. i’ve been do lots of big things, though. like…playing happy aquarium for hours on end and…eating my body weight in honey nut cheerios and fudge from scheels in appleton, wisconsin (my ever-expanding ass is [...]

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what exactly do you mean by ‘no longer addicted to sugar?’

sooo…you named your ice cream ‘monster cookie’ because it’s good for me, right? riiighhhtt. i mean, i get it, there are some foods that are unabashedly unhealthy. remember when coldstone creamery first got big and they were all like, “we’re not going to apologize because our ice cream creations are a caloric shitstorm.” and everyone [...]

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sunday funday: getting my (fat) ass in gear

hello world and welcome to another edition of sunday funday. usually my sunday fundays consist of a long run and lots of other productive activities that prepare me for the week, but my motivation has apparently been eaten by a giant vortex of suck and thus, i have been choosing to partake in activities that [...]

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an open letter to cereal and other things i’ve binged on in the last few days

dear cereal, special k crackers, kraft processed cheese product, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter cookies and the other foods i have consumed in excess the past three days, let me start by saying how wonderful you all are. you’re just great, no other way to put it (these statements should not be applied to the [...]

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dear steak nachos, i think we should see other people.

the fiance and i have a pretty checkered past when it comes to healthy eating. i like to refer to it as our “nesting phase,” but really it wasn’t a ‘phase,’ it was a lifestyle and the only thing that was ‘nesting’ was a blob of fat, on my stomach (and hips, and ass, and…you [...]

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