Cake-Haters Gonna Hate

As someone who would gladly bathe in Funfetti and butter cream, I find it slightly offensive when I come across someone who claims that they “don’t like cake.” Is it the amazing-ness of the butter cream, or the fact that the cake tastes like a gift from Jesus? I guess I’m just not sure what [...]

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fabby food find and the snack-food detox diet

this is a two-part post; one part fabby food find and one part (desperately-needed) fat smash diet. let me begin with my fabby food find, which i discovered just in time to cut out of my diet for the next 10 days (it’s a cruel world that we live in.) let me start by saying [...]

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sizequeen cooks: pumpkin chocolate-chip bread or what you do when you order way too much pumpkin online

as you might already know from my, first, haha-take-that-bitch, and then omg-i’m-an-idiot, tweets…i bought a shit load of pureed pumpkin from amazon.com. allow me to break it down for you: my local grocery store, strack and van til considers pureed pumpkin a seasonal item and stops stocking it promptly on january 1. sure, i could [...]

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saturday funday and super sunday

i’m trying to switch it up and do my long runs on saturdays now, since i enjoy having sunday to lay around and be lazy while i’m sore. so…yesterday i did 12 miles. really it was more like 6 easy miles and 6 horribly painful, awful miles, but 6+6 still equals 12 so, yahooo! i’ve [...]

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sunday funday: 10.8 blustery, drizzily miles & turkey chili

when i first started this blog, i intended it to be a venue for me to share stories about healthy eating and running in hopes that the two would combine forces and result in weight loss. in reality, it’s turned in to a place for me to demonstrate my penchant for self-deprecating humor, to reveal [...]

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